Shades of grey
in a rainbow-toned world
Flowing down like melted charcole.
Is it poly-carbonate?
Or does it compost? Decompose?
Is it biodegradeable – you remember that one right?
We make a grade for everything
This is B-rated, R-rated, real PG-13 shit here.
Movies demanding how it all gets arranged.
Can we feature grade-A maple syrup
in a PG-rated experience?
Do you need parental guidance to attend?
Can you smell the pancakes, at any rate?
Are they real?